ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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