Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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