explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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