Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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