I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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