Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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