Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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