dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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