if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I need a burrito and a hug.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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