You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Can I color on your dick again?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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