When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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