office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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