Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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