we have officially lost it.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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