My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize