i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
