sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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