we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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