When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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