My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's shark week go big or go home
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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