ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just found puke in my bra..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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