i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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