he puts the penis in happiness.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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