Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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