I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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