Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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