were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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