i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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