do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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