on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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