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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
my liver is dry heaving
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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