new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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