playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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