I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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