I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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