in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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