Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Don't make out with my wife yet
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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