It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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