Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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