Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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