Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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