fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't think brook has ever known best
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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