He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So squirting runs in the family.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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