Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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