i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Holy sore nipples Batman
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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