It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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