are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
