nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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