This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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