just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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