So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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