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• (248): View more from Michigan

  is swine flu sexually transmttd?

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  Ha no, why?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship

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