The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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