Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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