do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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