ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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