and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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