Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
